3 hours ago
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Anonymous asked: *Leaves SCP-252-ARC under desk and detonates SCP-252-ARC*

Out of the two of them in the room, only Iceberg stopped working.

4 hours ago
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Anonymous asked: *Leaves SCP-252-ARC under desk*

*Quietly keeps working*

13 hours ago
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Anonymous asked: Hi, Dr. Gears. I brought a report from one of your interns. He would have brought it himself, but it's at least a week late and he didn't want to get lectured.

scp-053-askblog:

clefie:

drgears-site-19:

A week late?

I will find this man.

Run. Just run.

"Someone doesn’t like Dr. Gear’s lectures? I like them a lot! They’re are fun! I learn more than I learn from my educational advisor!"

"I am glad I could help you learn, although the type of lecture I give to people who break my rules is much different then the ones I give in our lessons."

13 hours ago
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Nothing quite reminds one of their fleeting mortality then receiving an email congratulating one on “achieving the requirements to be buried with honors for research in the mathematical field”.

13 hours ago
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Anonymous asked: Hi, Dr. Gears. I brought a report from one of your interns. He would have brought it himself, but it's at least a week late and he didn't want to get lectured.

A week late?

I will find this man.

1 day ago
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telaxe asked: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE

I have a long night of work ahead of me. Please do not go out of your way to give me a migraine.

1 day ago
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Anonymous asked: I know it has been a while, but I once again offer you a plate of pancakes which may or may not be laced with cocaine.

I once again politely decline, and gently urge you to receive help.

2 days ago
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Anonymous asked: I think you might have the CI mixed up with the GOC. CI believes in using SCPs, GOC believes in destroying them, neither agree with SCP keeping them locked up though.

((Oh, jeez. Thanks. Sorry, I’m a little frazzled right now. I’ll quick fix it!))